The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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