yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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