Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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