So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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