There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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