You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He did a backflip because drugs
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