Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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