I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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