Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
