Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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