Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just want nice things and good sex
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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