Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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