i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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