Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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