smell my finger.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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