drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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