absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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