Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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