between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
