Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
