Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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