just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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