so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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