I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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