in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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