no. you can't hotbox the world.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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