My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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