just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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