I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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