i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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