What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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