I want you more than these girls want KFC
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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