This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You were trust falling into bushes
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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