He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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