he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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