I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He better not be in your backpack
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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