i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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