We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So vagazzling was a success
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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