I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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