I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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