Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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