Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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