You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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