Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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