she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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