I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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