this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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