Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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