love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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