You really coming over, don't trick.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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