and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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