Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
i think my cat just said my name.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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