Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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