We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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