I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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