I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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