i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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