Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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